Don't you want someone to do things for you?

Ok, sure, I have a maid. I have someone who delivers organic fruits and vegetables straight from Washington farms to my door. And come next week, I'm having the milkman bring fresh cow's milk and eggs (also from good ol' Washington farms) in a cute little metal bin right to my front porch.

But what I really want. What I really truly want right this very second, is for someone to get me tea.

Is that too hard to ask? IS IT?!