COFFEE IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS@@@!!!!

OKAY, SO I HARDLY EVER DRINK COFFEE! I WAS SURROUNDED WITH WATER AND ORANGE JUICE AS A KID (THANKS MOM! I THINK THIS SERIOUSLY HAS HAD A GOOD EFFECT ON MY HEALTHY EATING HABITS!!) BUT THIS MORNING I WENT TO GET THIS CRACK COFFEE IN A BAG FROM A PLACE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET (VIVACE- I GUESS IT'S FAMOUS OR SOMETHING). I GOT THE BEANS FOR MIKE, BECAUSE HE LOVED IT WHEN HE CAME FOR A VISIT AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK (35!!). WHILE THERE, I WAS LIKE, WELL I'M HERE. MIGHT AS WELL GET THE SMALLEST MOCHA SOMETHINGEROTHER SINCE I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN A FEW MONTHS. IT WAS NICE. WARM IN THE BELLY AND ALL THAT SUGAR THAT I'M NOT USED TO IN THE MORNING.

THEN I ARRIVED TO WORK THIS MORNING TO EVERYONE SCREAMING, "FREE BREAKFAST UPSTAIRS. CROSSIANTS AND COFFEE MADE TO ORDER. GET SOME! GO GO GO!!" SO I WENT. AND I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW YOU 3-4 COFFEE A DAY PEOPLE DO IT. I'VE ONLY HAD 2 AND I'M SO FUCKING HYPED UP RIGHT NOW I SWEAR I COULD RUN A MARATHON AND DO CARTWHEELS ALL DAY LONG. IT DOES NOT FEEL AT ALL RIGHT. IT FEELS LIKE I'M A BOBBLE HEAD. BOING! BOING!

AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T DRINK CAFFEINE. I MIGHT NOT HAVE ADHD, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IF I DRANK THIS EVERYDAY I WOULD. AHHHHHHH! HYPERACTIVATITY IS MAKING ME LOONEY TUNES!!!! I CAN'T SIT STILL. I CAN'T STOP TAPPING MY FOOT. MAKE THIS BAD TRIP COME DOWN ALREADY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!