Question pre-Thanksgiving?

Why do I eat so loud? Is this just me? I feel like when I eat my 1st of many apples in a day I'm chomping and slurping and water comes flying out here and there. It's totally embarrassing. I sit at my desk devouring that damn fruit and everyone else in the entire world knows it. This sound seems to get louder when I'm wearing my headphones. Like listening to Electrelane suddenly makes that apple that much louder. What is wrong with me?