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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Let me just spit on a napkin and get that shit off of you.

My art director always sends me interesting stories about wierdos, and people getting fired for smoking cigarettes in the privacy of their home (which is ludicrous, by the by). But this one is, hands down, the most messed up thing since the crack sandwich (see link in the corner, no, down there- crack rules!).

This moron, if he even deserves that as a name, is selling "space" on his face for advertising. Now, I thought those losers who drove with pepsi logos tattooed all over their Ions were just making a quick buck while enduring the smirks every passer by would give them because they didn't want to strip like any other normal college adult. But this guy has taken advertising just a little too far. I mean, what if he doesn't go out for a month? I wouldn't if I had SNORESTOP imprinted all over my oily skin. All I know is if this guy is married/dating, then I'm totally doing something terribly terribly wrong.

Andrew Fischer (A.K.A. crazy bastard), 20, of Omaha, who put his forehead for sale on eBay as advertising space, received $37,375 on Friday to advertise the snoring remedy, SnoreStop.

I just hope Mini Cooper doesn't hire little people (is that what I'm supposed to call them today) to advertise the smallness of their fun little deathtraps.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crap blog. I hope you catch fire.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He might be stupid looking, but he's going to have 37,000. My dignity can be bought for less. I've got bills man.

12:33 PM  

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