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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Suck it is now retired, forshizzal.

Never trust an art director!
Originally uploaded by barliss2.
Maybe if I did meet Snopp I'd take off my top, but most likely I'd just smoke a fatty with him and constantly ask him to repeat himself. Thanks Debbie for the birthday wishes and the handy photoshop skills that will one day land you a job.

Now, to what I want to discuss. I've decided to retire Suck it and Shove it. I know some of you might be sad, but with a new year and the fact that I'm older and maybe even a little wiser(how are you supposed to feel when you're 26? hopefully if feels a lot like 25)I decided there needs to be a change in my vocab. And since Peace out will stay with me forever, shove it and suck it will have to die.

First, I'd like to apologize to both phrases. You've been there for me when no one else has. You've made me laugh. You've made me cry. You've even taken long walks on the beach with me, and cuddled afterwards. But you totally suck now so you must die a quick painless death. With that said, I need some options for other words to use. Here's a quick list. If you have any more you'd like me to repeat over and over again, feel free to contribute your thoughts on that comment thingy below. May the best phrase win.

Phrases to replace suck it and shove it:

a) What the frick?
b) What the fuck do you know anyway?
c) That's ridonkulous.
d) You fool. You stupid, stupid fool.
e) How's that for kicking your ass.
f) all of the above..
g) none of the above..
h) shovck it (my personal fav)

Okay, now vote you stupid, stupid fool.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maya here. I think you need an exclaimation akin to suck it and shove it. A command of sorts. How about "Eat grass" or "kick fish lips"

Ok. I suck. You are way sassier than me. Go with your gut and use Shovck it.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

I don't like the one with you stupid, stupid fool. If for no other reason than it sounds like Nik.

maybe it's the way you phrased it or something. I can hear his voice when i read that, which makes me pissed off. cause you have your own cool voice.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Barrie said...

Kelly, you might be right. There is one that sounds like Nik. Damn it! The ridonkilous one! He'd totally say something like that. I should edit myself, but I'm too lazy right now.

2:24 PM  

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