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Monday, February 07, 2005

My to do list:

1. Watch the rest of Anne of Green Gables with Maya and Nicole.

2. Refuse to watch Superbowl commercials next year, because they totally sucked this year (except for the Fed Ex with Burt Reynolds spot- I wish I thought that one up).

3. Don't get mad when unravelling crappy Gap sweater I bought at a crappy outlet store, because I know once I take it completely apart, I'll use the yarn for something else and it will look suweet.

4. Don't get bothered by roommate hating everything, including Napleon Dynamite (gasp!). He's probably in some kind of phase.

5. Don't open my memory box because it has memories of Nik and I.

6. But be glad I opened memory box only because I found Dad's long lost Minox camera that I assumed someone had stolen. Display somewhere safe and try to find a place that sells film for sweet spy camera.

6. But if I find a letter in memory box and it's from Nik explaining we should break up 2 years before we actually did break up, I should tear it up and not read it again (of course, I don't and then proceed to have a dream that him and I eloping in Brazil- weird).

7. And then I should definitely not email him today and ask if he wants to visit because my roommate will be out of town, and I use a lame excuse that my car needs to be looked at.

8. Stop listening to Damien Rice and Josh Rouse. It just makes you sad and depressed and makes you think, which is probably why you emailed ex. Replace with Jay Z unplugged immediately because at least I can sing along and shake my booty.

9. Go to Royal Oak YMCA more often because the guys there are cuter, and 50 years younger than the Y at Warren.

10. Don't be mad at art director for thinking my real name is Beatrice. My name is not short for anything. Yes, it really is JUST BARRIE. And yes, people do ask me this all the time.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Art Director here.

1. What could it have been, even though it wasn't? Beatrice, Bernice, Bertha, Beyonce? No? Me no English. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

2. Anne of Green Gables b-lows.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Back off punk...Anne of Green Gables rocks, is a cultural icon, and is essential every now and then.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, nicole here. i hope nik doesn't know you blog about him everyday because you know this gives him total satisfaction that you're over here pining every day and night and goddamn second in between over the boy. and if you're nik and are reading this, the girl is mad for you. you passed up a great one. i know. [wink wink].

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry, nicole again. just wanted to add that anne of green gables does rock, and anyone with a heart could understand that. we all need a bosom for a pillow, or a friend, whatever.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anne of green gables sucks..you guys have no idea what a good movie is becuase you are gen y and you guys follow the pack and listen to really bad rap or hip hop which by the way is not and never will be music..i think the girl was right who said you pine for nik..get over it...he is not worth it...move the fuck on ....i know he is your first love blah blah blah but you are so together and can get any guy you wanted..so fuck you nik your a loser and your from kansas..which is why you don't know a good thing when it hits you in the face..scarlet

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. I don't care what any of you Barriettes (Beatriciettes?) say. Anne of Green Gables b-lows. Bosom? I need a bosom (preferrably two) as much as the next guy, but if Anne of Green gables came running after me, bosoms hanging out, I'd throw some dirt in her eyes, then kick her in the ear and tell her her bosom doesn't make up for her constant whining and her gigantic head. And ask if she ever spoke five sentences without panting and saying "oh..." Then I'd say "Gable this, beiotch." Huh, come to think of it, if someone filmed all that, there'd be a movie worth watching.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maya here.

I'd just like to say that according to most charts of catagorization of "Generations" I am technically Gen X and I love Anne of Green Gables so much that I'm the one that bought the movies.

I would even throw myself in front of Anne and protect her from the dirt throwing, kicking, screaming art director any day. I love her that much.

How's that for a movie?

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there were women throwing themselves at Anne of Green Gables like that, then maybe it wouldn't b-low so bad.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dearest Barrie,
I'm so glad to hear that you have enjoyed hours and hours of watching me tie my bonnet and pick daisies. That little sway in my stride is all for you, Baby. Come over soon to explore my gables. Don't forget your lantern.
XOXO, Anne (of Green Gables)

3:18 PM  

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