Beware of the Scissors!
So, to make up for buying TWO pairs of gaucho pants (one of which I'm wearing right now, and boy, is it com-fy!) I wanted to skim down on other luxuries. Like haircuts. I figure my hair is short anyway, and Nicole has cut it before, why not have her do it again. So I'm straddling the toilet and all I see is huge chunks of hair (which I don't really have) fall to my jeans and little chuckles and one OOPS! Luckily, I'm not bald, and actually she did a decent job. Plus, I save 14 bucks! SCORE!! I might not get a boyfriend for a few months, but who are we kidding, that wasn't gonna happen anyway.
On other news, Kelly just told me that someone found a layer of SKIN in a sandwich at Arby's? What is wrong with you fucking people? Fake fingers and now skin. I give up. Even if this isn't real, Arby's is just plain nasty and if you're eating there you probably deserve to eat a little skin.
Oh, and I just found out that my friend Carl just made a blog! Yay! Now, not only will he spend his time figuring out new positions for him and Anja to experiment with, while looking for a job, while text messaging, while listening to his ipod, but he'll now also blog and give me more things to read when I'm bored. You rock Carl! Oh, and thanks for the link.
It better be nice this weekend (right now, all I see is this stinkin' rain) because I made the wizard doctor give me the z-pak again without me coming in (score! that just saved me 20 bucks!). So, I'm feeling better and I want to hike damn it!
Peace.
posted by Barrie @ 9:03 AM
2 Comments:
If you're interested in saving a few bucks, I would recommend going to a barber shop. Men's haircuts are cheaper an look just like your current style.
Hey, anonymous! I'd recommend you go fuck yourself. And then 5 seconds later (or is that giving you too much credit?) you should also pick up a dictionary (it's and, not an - loser).
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