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Thursday, April 28, 2005

The perks of Advertising.


Yummy.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.
1. Getting drunk in the middle of the day FOR FREE! (take that Mark Tripp!)

2. If you work in LA, you also get free massages (not sure if happy endings are included- god, i hope not)

3. Wearing whatever you want, even flip flops.

4. Knitting at work (okay, only at lunch).

5. Making sure that Leo's cube is properly destroyed so when he comes back from squeezing nipples in LA, he has to reclean everything in his cube, especially since it took him all of a Sunday to make every picture on his 3 walled cube perfectly aligned. (sorry, if that didn't make sense- refer to number 1 again)

6. Being totally confused most of the time, (for instance, why are there a handful of preteen girls running around the office today?) and no one even noticing.

7. Being called to a meeting right now (that's not a perk, that's what's happening right now).

Peace.

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