And they don't even look like cobras.

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Saw The Detroit Cobras on Friday. If you haven't heard of them or if you have, but haven't seen them- stop picking your nose and see if this rockin' band is coming to your neighborhood. I know they are coming to Boston, as Maya will be seeing them this week. They friggin' rocked. Even the 3 bands I heard before them rocked (Maya, go early to catch The Reigning Sound). Well worth the 10 bucks. Probably the best 10 bucks I've spent to see a show in awhile. The drinks helped. But still, I was dancing and singing and did s'more of that dancing thing. It was awesome. Half of the crowd I went with didn't think is was so awesome and they left. I say pooey on them. When we left to find the other half, we got lost too many times and just said, fuck it, let's go play in that playground at 3 am even if it's 40 degrees outside. And that's exactly what we did. Fun times were had by all.

Saturday, well, Saturday was just as exciting, but in a very different way. Mike Charles burned SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON for us!!!!!!!!! And boy, was it a treat. Okay, so after you look up where The Detroit Cobras are playing, go to your local videodrome and pick up this movie. I GUARANTEE BIG LAUGHS OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!! Not only does it have really bad graphics and sometimes clips that you can totally tell are from the 70's spliced into a more recent movie, but there's also soft core porn, lots of random nudity and did I mention a shark that's at least 3 times the size of the Titantic?

Spoiler Alert:
Oh, and probably the funniest scene ever is when the main dude and his love interest get dropped off by the typical old navy seals guy. Anyway, the love interest expresses how exhausted she is wherein the main dude says, "Yeah, me too. But I'm really wired. Let's say we go back to my place so I can eat your pussy." THIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! It was just so strange and yet so hysterical. Go rent it immediately!!!

In other news, even though it's 50 and raining outside, for some reason it's 90 degrees in my office right now.