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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

You're giving me a headache. Yes, you!

My brain. On nothing.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.
I'm a little bit of a hypocondriac. Every time Steve gets sick (which has happened a lot lately), I follow whatever he touches with 409, because the last thing I want is a sick Barrie. And forget about snotty little kids. They are the worst. I think that's the main reason I didn't want to be a teacher. Dealing with snot infested hands all day long would have been like cryponite to me.

So, when I had these horrid headaches yesterday, I decided to send this email to my mother partly to ask her a doctoral question, and partly to freak her out a bit. I think she's used to my crazy antics by now and that just totally sucks. I can no longer get a rise out of this woman! She's beaten me! DAMN YOU MOTHER! I WILL GET YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!

Subject: in case i die, i love you.


so, i don't want you to be alarmed. but all day today i've been getting weird sharp pains in my head. like a real quick headache. lightening fast. it's there for one second, gone the next. but for that one second
it totally hurts- like i have to stop what i'm doing for that one second to touch my head and make sure a bee didn't just sting it kinda hurt. it's only on the right side too, which i thought was weird. i don't want to go to the doctors, so don't tell me too. i just wanted to let you know, that if i have an anerysm or something weird tonight that i love
you. i'm sure i'm totally okay, and that it's just the lights in this office or something, or i'm stressed cause there's a lot of work due this week, but i'm also telling you so that maybe you can look it up in
one of those fancy doctor books you have and just tell me what it is, so i don't have to go to the doctor and waste more money and do tests for them to tell me it's all in my head. no pun intended. i don't want to spend money on doctor's when i rather spend it on new pants.

but if i die, you can have my cds and grandma's buddah.


In other news, I just stared at the computer in a total daze for about 20 minutes.


Blogger Mayarn said...

dontcha think maybe the 409 fumes are the culprit in these mystery headaches? Just a thought...

7:19 AM  
Blogger Barrie said...

i'm not digesting the shit. hehe. no, i think it's coming from these crappy neck pains i endure. and the fact that i have a buttload of work to do, and instead i stare at my computer expecting it to just do the work for me.

also, my mother successfully got scared and said to never write a subject line that says, in case i die, i love you! mwhahahahhahah! i win!!!

7:25 AM  
Blogger seth said...

Maybe you should call in to work the next few days and stay offline, just for effect.

11:22 AM  

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