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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The bandwagon.


I have no words for this.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.
Since I'm already seeing ads for Christmas (and of course nothing for Chanukah/Hannukah/That Jew Holiday) I thought I'd start my list of things I want, but won't buy myself or ever get because presents stopped coming long, long ago. But I'm sooo bored right now, and have nothing better to do then dream of things I want and will never get. UNLESS, the mommy or the sister decide that they should buy my love with monetary gifts. And if they do decide this, well I won't stand in their way one bit.

1. Anything from American Apparel or Busted Tees in a small please.

2. Either the For Every Animal shirt in a small, or one of the stickers

3. The small Movie Quote shirt

4. This item has just been purchased by the mommy. Thanks Mommy!.

5. Aveda products.

6. i-pod (60g)

7. Record player

8. Old Dolly Parton (anything before 9-to-5) records to go with record player

9. Alpaca yarn

10. A fun and easy knitting book.

11. DVDS:
Election
The Neverending Story
Anne of Green Gables
Groundhog Day
This item has been purchased by the mommy as well. You rock da hizzouse Momula!

12. Books:
Election
Sellevision: A novel
Middlesex: A novel
Shopgirl
Geek Love
In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot
Foop!
Any of the Best American Nonrequired Reading (I heard 2002 is better than the others)

Lucky number 13. Magazines
Renew Entertainment Weekly
Readymade Subscription
Found subscription (or just the book)

Okay, that's it. I hope everyone has a safe Thanksgiving. Eat too much. Just don't eat so much that you become the 627lb woman, Steve and I were gawking at on The Discovery Channel. That is just gross.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

#14. The All-The-Coney's-You-Can-Eat gift card from National Coney.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Barrie said...

Blech! I rather kill myself. Seriously, that thing was not food. But at least I now understand how Michigan got to be the fattest state.

I had to fake my enthusiasm for it in front of all these people, begging for my reaction towards the nastiest shit that has ever entered my mouth. I think I'll have to eat tofu for a week straight to reverse the horrible effects it had on my body. BLECH BLECH BLECH!

1:23 PM  

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