This and other slighty boring news.

You're not lost. You're just hot!
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I could not even pee for 2 hours because I was afraid I'd miss even the slightest moment of Lost. And damn it, I just realized I missed the Good Morning America extra Lost scene this morning. Anyone know where I can find that? Anyway, bravo to ABC for leaving me with lots of questions. Here's what I think might happen next season:

1. The pirates that took Walt were really The Others (which I actually think is true). Michael Jackson is their leader.

2. Locke and Jack go down the ladder and discover that, yes, there are enough twinkies for everyone.

3. Kate and Jack finally realize their true feelings for one another and just as they are about to kiss, that black vapor thing sucks Kate into a vortex, along with that annoying grin she always sports.

4. Charlie and Claire both are in herion blitz, and somehow the show turns all Trainspotting on us.

5. Hurley realizes the mysterious numbers is just his weight (oh, man, that was mean of me. oh well, i'm not that nice.)

6. Michael, Sawyer and Jin realize they actually have gills and lo and behold they meet Kevin Costner, who is still looking for dry land!

7. All those other characters die.

As in other news, a woman driving in front of me today had her blinker on for about 15 minutes, but her license plate read GDSFAV (gods favortie for anyone that doesn't speak license plate). You'd think if you were god's fav, that he'd come down and tell you you were being a moron for not turning off your blinker, even when people were honking at you. Oh, you silly, stupid people just crack me up sometimes!