Crying is my forte.

Boo fucking hoo.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.

I was reading something about this site in EW and thought I'd check it out. Why don't you waste some of your own time today and do the same.

Crying while Eating

How peculiar, right? I mean I didn't quite get it. Is it some weird fetish thing? Ooh, which reminds me of my old roommate. She use to do the foot fetish thing for extra cash, but I really think she did it just to say she did it, because she was weird, and weird people seem to always do things like that. And then there was this time when Beth and I went backpacking around Europe, and we were doing nothing in France (probably cause we were tired of the French food and the Eifel tower wasn't all that great) when I was watching tv and the only thing in English was cigarette porn. What's cigarette porn you may ask yourself? Well, I didn't know either until watching 15 minutes of a girl French inhaling a Marbolro Menthol. There would be close ups of her mouth and nose, and she would ask if you liked the way she smoked. Crazy French bastards. I mean it was absolutely ridiculous. I couldn't understand why any guy would be turned on by that. Just another reason why I'll never understand the XY chromos.

In other news, someone I know says Deaf when they mean to say Death.