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Monday, March 31, 2008

I hate you stupid dog.

Why are dogs allowed everywhere? Just because they are your fucking pet and it can walk and poop just like us, doesn’t mean you can bring them on the bus. It doesn’t mean you can bring them to work and throw tennis balls in my cube for them to catch – over and over again. And it sure as fuck doesn’t mean you can bring them into a Blockbuster and parade them around like they are your baby.

Because, FYI, your baby smells like fucking dog and it desperately needs a bath.

The thing I really don’t get is no one takes into consideration that other people might a) be allergic to your crap dog b) be afraid of your stupid looking pet c) step in your “cute” dog’s poop that you conveniently “forget” to pick up.

And yet, these pets are everywhere. Taking up my space. Bothering me to no end. Barking. Pooping. Smelling like pee and stale water. Leash or no leash, bringing Lassie into my world has become as common as talking on your cell phone during a date. (Which I recently witnessed at a movie theater. I felt so bad for the guy sitting there having to hear his 16 year old date talk to her BFF about The Hills or lipstick or being popular)

So to all those people who put their dogs’ photos in their cell phones and tote them like they are a baby while shopping/working/transporting, I only have one thing to say.


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Anonymous jen said...

oh my god, thank you. I'm sure people feel the same about me bringing my human kids everywhere (especially today as the younger screamed on the bus, poor poppet), but at least they've never given anyone hives. yet.

3:24 PM  
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4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am an animal lover, but your dog doesn't belong in QFC or on your lap while at a restaurant. EW!

I worked in an office where a lady would bring her very mis-mannered dog to the office all the time. Isn't it bad enough I have to go to work? Now I have to deal with a begging dog at my feet and the non-stop barking? I can't deal!

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who peed in your cornkflakes, damn

4:31 AM  

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