At least I didn’t walk out this time.

On Friday, I decided Dominic and I needed to see a movie. In an actual movie theater. We originally planned to go blind, without looking at times or what would be playing or what have you. But seeing as most movies are pure crap and it was raining, Dominic had to take a quick gander on what’s playing these days.

We both agreed that the new Gondry flick, Be Kind Rewind, would be a safe choice.

We were fucking wrong.

This movie really sucked. Okay, wait. I’m lying a little. There were a few funny moments. And a few Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/Science of Sleep) weird moments.

But mostly this movie just went nowhere. There were interesting characters that were in one second and then left the movie with no explanation. There was the fact that Mos Def acts like he’s slightly retarded the whole time, and I wasn’t sure if that was on purpose or not. There was the fact that the ending blew huge chunks and that the story was completely pointless.

And then there was Mia Farrow. Why did she start acting again? And why did she pick this movie to make her debut? And why were her sons blackish?

This movie seemed like an interesting idea. But really they should’ve just made the short remakes of popular movies with Jack Black for the internet (which they did at: ) and leave it at that. No need to waste two hours of my time, $20 of my money and gas to get there to see this piece of shit.