Especially my mother.

Every Jew has one.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.

I'm sure you have a mother like mine, and if she's jewish and was born in the bronx then our moms are probably twins. That being said, my mommy can be really nosey. Take yesterday's blog for instance. I could've (and most likely) made up the beginning bit that my Plan A blog was suppose to be the best ever, but under certain circumstances I diverted to Plan B blog. Maya knows the drill, and was funny about the situation. Yet, my mother uses all CAPS and demands to know what I was going to write. She does this a lot lately, especially now that I write in this blog. If I write something about my ex-boyfriend, who do you think calls me up that night to talk about why I wrote about him. If I write about peeing, my mom calls me up to ask if it was light yellow or clear. Okay, not really, but I wouldn't put it past her.

The weird thing is I'm exactly like her. I need to know everything- all the time. If you stress that you don't want to talk about that problem with your boyfriend/viral infection/the wart that just won't go away, I'll most likely drop it, but then maybe a month will go by and I'll ask again just because I HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING!! It's terribly sad and pathetic, but it's true. Honestly, I think it's like an addiction. And my mother and I need help. If you know of an anonymous place that my mommy and I can attend, please let us know. I'll go through the appropriate steps and if an intervention is necessary, then so be it. But this must stop before it's too late! Or at least before I have kids and start getting all up in their business.