Why take the stairs?

Ups and downs.
Originally uploaded by barliss2.

When you have/hear conversations like this on the
elevator, it's worth taking it.

1. Random sorta cute guy says to me, "I'm not sure if you've ever had long hair before, but you look really good with short hair. You should keep it that way."

Me, being stunned- all I could get out was, "Thanks."

D'oh! Speak Barrie Speak!!

2. Conversation between 2 girls (and thank god I wasn't included): "God, I'm so sore. I just started using my breast pump. Blah blah girly talk blah!"

I mean, really, is that appropriate elevator conversation? I sure as shit didn't want to hear about your breasts, especially since I was still sorta happy about my first elevator experience 30 minutes prior. Thanks swollen breast girl and friend! You really know how to make fellow passengers uncomfortable. I'll be puking now.

And with that, I introduce you to the weekend.