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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Naked ladies creep me out.

I just got back from the Y (M C A! Do the hand motion folks!)and had to immediately warn each and every one of you of this horrible epidemic going on in our locker rooms.

Naked 40 somethings just walking around.

It's so super weird. I mean, I'm all for people taking showers after a work out. I do that at home of course, but I've done it once or twice if I went swimming or something. BUT (notice how big that but is!) I never walk around the locker room completely in the nude. I'm the girl behind the shower curtained area where modest woman go to change. I'm the one that if I ever do need to take a shower at the gym, I bring a towel and cover myself at all times. Not because I'm shy or don't want other woman to see me. But just because that's what you should do when you're in the company of other people.

So, when I see 3 woman just "hanging out" in the ladies locker room, talking, gabbing if you will, with eachother I kinda got the impression that this was just plain strange. So strange in fact that this is the first time in awhile that I've blogged post work. THAT'S HOW UNCOMFORTABLE I FELT!

I was probably in there for a total of 2 minutes, but in those 2 minutes I saw drooping boobs and bushes the size of actual bushes. It was fucking nasty. Someone hand these middle aged woman a pair of scissors. Ah, and all those butt cracks! I swear, this scene could possibly turn a lesbian straight. It was that bad.

But then the worst part was that I had to pass this naked trio. And two of them were standing, blocking the clear path to the door. My only way out of this naked locker room! And I couldn't get past this saggy ass. She quite literally had her hands on her hips, with her legs spread apart so that if pubes wanted to fall they'd probably make a nice little pile right below her onto the ground. And with one quick move I sorta slid by, without saying excuse me or anything. I sorta felt, anyone that naked doesn't really need an excuse me. They just need clothes!


Blogger marcia said...

Soo glad your writing again. Have missed reading your blog very day. It's therapy!!!

4:48 AM  
Blogger Barrie said...

mom, it's sorta weird you commented on this particular blog. especially since i basically lived in a naked household for most of my life. i try to erase those moments of horror from my mind. haha!

10:32 AM  
Anonymous k kamm said...

barrie, this is so funny. i can't stop shuddering from the horrific picture you've painted.

11:44 AM  

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