Why would Arliss be my first name?
Today, 6:15 am.
Location: Gold's Gym counter.
Me: I forgot my card thingy today. Can I just give you my name?
Stupid fucking girl at the counter: Sure, what is it?
Me: Barrie Arliss. B. A. R. R. I. E A. R. L. I. S. S
SFGATC: Whoa, can you say that again?
Me: Sure, B. A. R. R. I. E. (longer pause) A. R. L. I. S. S
SFGATC: So, it's BARB....
ME: NO, B. A. R. R. I. E. ARLISS
SFGATC: It's not coming up. What is it again?
I look over, and she's been typing Barrie as my last name.
Me: Barrie is my first name.
SFGATC: OH, so what's your last name?
Me: It's I'm gonna kill you with the biggest knife I can find and feed you to the "homeless" 20 year old girl who asks me for change every day outside the QFC.
SFGATC: Cool, have a good workout.
Me: Thanks. Bye!
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posted by Barrie @ 11:21 AM
3 Comments:
There is an actor named Arliss Howard!
i know this. but have you ever met a girl named arliss? and if i said my name is barrie arliss, would you think that i was saying it like last name first, first name last?
i honestly think this girl was just a little retarded. and not in a downs syndrome kinda way.
next time you come to bellingham we'll have to take you to breakfast at arlis' restaurant.
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