Sale, it's almost as good as free!

Lots of good, cheap things has happened this week.

Saturday:

Went to a big rummage sale. Greenwood basically got every neighborhood together to have yard sales and it was pretty cool. I got old timey placemats for $1

From there, I then went the Library Book Sale, but it was near the Soundgarden. Books galore!! Videos galore!! Posters, old children books, basically anything you could ever want in your life was there!!! And I didn't even buy actual reading books, but I did buy:

Anne of Green Gables: All the volumes in one big book. I seriously think it found me, because I saw it and didn't even hestitate. I mean, sure I'll probably never read it, but fuck it's a fucking $1 so I had to have it. (And wait, I'm lying. I actually will read it)

A 1900 Sears catalog. This was so awesome and worth the pictures alone. They sold everything from electric belts to headstones. This is the kind of book will come in handy later, when it comes to making more websites... Plus it was only .75

The Unexplained Mysteries of the World: The perfect bathroom book and $1

Then I got some old timey children books and The Stranger's Guide to Seattle. All worth the .75 and $1

Sunday:
Got an email from my LYS that they were giving away free memberships, which usually cost $20 or something. Guess who went there bright and early? That's right...

Monday:
One of those lovely reps took some of us girls (and one guy) to get mani/pedis. I usually hate this, but when it's free... Anyhow it was so amazing! The best mani/pedi I've ever had. They even did that parrafin shit, which I've never experienced. Everything was just wonderful and then they even treated us to a great dinner (and drinks!)

Tuesday:
Just the normal free lunch. No big whoop, but I feel like I should keep telling you how many free or very cheap things I can acquire in one week.

Guess what!

I'm going to San Francisco Monday-Thursday FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you guys know of anything cool to do there, besides the obvious let me know. Any good breakfast/dinner places? Doesn't matter the price, because IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So friggin' awesome I tell you. This is real reason I got into advertising. I love it so!!

FREE COFFEE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

Today Starbucks had free coffee from 10-12, and because I'm a sucker for anything free I took advantage. Even though I shouldn't have because I know what coffee does to me.

Lo and behold I'm fucking insane-o now. I'm so jittery. I actually did a cartwheel at work. And my stomach hurts. And I have a headache. And I hate this. How people drink multiple cups of this crack I'll never understand.

So, Kelly right now is bringing me down from my coffee high through Instant Messenger. She's like eat bread and water. Do this and that. She asked, "Why would you do this if you can't drink coffee?" And of course I said, "Because I'm a free ninja. Free things find me, and I have to take advantage. It's just what I do."

I told her my lunch consists of bread and water so I'll be okay. And that actually, the bread is a bagel I got for free and it's smothered with avocado that I also got for free.